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    I’m gonna scrub a dub dubber

    With my portable air scrubber

    Tired of inhaling rubber

    Sure don’t taste like butter

    No more dirty air

    I paid a purty fare

    To clean up the blubber

    Portable air scrubber

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Toxins rockin’ like a motha, so go start another

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    When it comes to chemical leaks

    I’d say I’ve had my streaks

    Some better than others

    Some you better take cover

    Particles, gas, and clutter

    My brain begins to stutter

    I’d buy one for the mind

    But it’s a hard one to find

    And they don’t make size

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Toxins rockin like a motha, so go start another

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Some say it’ll scrub your brain

    Bevin says you’ll go insane

    Guys be quite can’t you see my mother

    Is the peacock scared of the portable air scrubber?

    Allergens, mold and VOC’s

    No crack or crevice the scrubber won’t clean

    Just like the mold, this fungi’s grown old

    Purification station on the way to your home

    When the stench begins to hover

    The grime begins to cover

    The walls are changing color

    Is that toast burning my brother?

    Don’t stop to take a breath

    You’d last 5 minutes here at best

    Think, don’t mutter

    Bust out the scrubber

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

    Toxins rockin like a motha, so go start another

    Scrub a dub dubber portable air scrubber

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